||I was thoroughly convinced while reading that article, until the word "induhviduals" came up. That's like the needle jumping off the record.
Listen, kids, if you're going to do something in the style of a news report, write a fucking news report. Don't litter it with "special" keywords like "Lunix" or "PHB" - journalists wouldn't, and neither should you. If you're doing satire, don't even think about adding "clues" that it's satire, just play it straight. People should not be able to guess just from the form of writing that this shouldn't be taken seriously.
And finally, for fuck's sake don't write anything satirical or ironic on April Fool's day.
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