||If you can't get where you're going without a white line to keep other cars out of your way, then your problem is that your SUV is too small. Number one, they should fear you enough to stay away, line or no line. Number two, if they are just too stupid to keep back, let them hit you. If you're driving a real vehicle, the impact won't even slow you down.
And number three, by the way, who needs this "tarmac" anyway? Are you all fags or something?
Just kidding. Real men don't need cars, or roads. A bike is enough. Anyone who can't face urban traffic without 6,000 pounds of glass and steel to protect them is a loser. A man like that standing next to a real man with nothing but his bike and his balls to protect him looks like a girl by comparison. A scared, weak, sniveling little girl who cries for her daddy every time I sneer at "him" from my bicycle.
Girly man in your big jeep, call for help on your cell phone! Call your lawyer. Call your police, so they will stop me from spitting on your chrome and your tinted windows.
Dial fast, girly man, for I am about to pleasure myself upon you, you frail little thing. HA!
I do, I do, I do