centuries, Native Americans have told the world that they are native
to the American land, even though scientists have irrefutable
evidence that humans originated from the dark jungles of Africa. As
will tell you, the Americas and Africa are far apart from each other.
Therefore, if humans came from Africa, how can Native Americans be
native to this golden land of opportunity? Are the Native Americans
lying about their nativity? That would be ridiculous to believe, for
it would be ignorant and racist for anybody to believe that an entire
race of people were lying. Therefore, the only logical conclusion to
which an educated man can come is that Native Americans are not
might seem difficult to believe that Native Americans are not humans
since they are quite similar to real humans, but baboons, orangutans,
and even monkeys have very similar DNA to modern humans. Native
Americans are obviously another form of primates, quite possibly
descendants of the Neanderthals,
once believed to be extinct. It would explain why Native Americans
were vulnerable to small pox, polio, and the measles when even the
most primitive European man adapted an immunity to the diseases. It
would also explain their tendency to identify each other under such
savage monikers such as Running Wolf, Rising Eagle, and Thunder Cat.
Americans are animals, but enjoy all the privileges once reserved to
human beings. They can be employed, obtain a driver's license, be a
chef, and even participate in professional sports. This is plainly
wrong, as it would be ridiculous for a business to employ a monkey,
for a pig to cook one's meals, for a cat to drive a car, or for a dog
to play football. They should require a license to own, should
not be employed, and certainly it should be a crime to have sexual
relations with a Native American, as bestiality is clearly wrong.
Until legislation regulates the ownership of Native Americans, they
will be allowed to roam our streets like lions, tigers, and bears,
making it unsafe for the children.