But then that is really all the more reason to be nervous. I'm just walking into some kind of conspiracy and I'm going to regret it.
Hey! I finally went and found pictures of that Natalie Portman person, guessing that that might be her in the mascot photo. I sort of remember the girl in the clown makeup from the ads for that Star Wars movie a couple years ago, but I didn't until recently realize that she is the one in those hot grits crapfloods. But now I've actually seen her without the clown makeup.
So. Um... she isn't exactly a dog, but she's pretty close to average, isn't she? Can she at least act?
Never mind. I probably don't want to know and will be sorry I asked.