Greetings Noble Sirs,
As you can see by my improved writing style, I have hired a new team of naked females to type for me. Rest assured, I have added a clause in their hiring contract specifically outlining the duties they will provide. I wish to thank you kind sirs for your patience.
I would like to take the time to tell those of you who are fleeing this controversial site like roaches running for cover--Good riddance, we did not want your unwashed, dirty hands to write so called "diaries" about your nasty, sinful lives. May you all rot in your lower class hellholes.